Warppig's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gris Commits Insurance Fraud: The Game]

This game is adding to my list of the surprisingly high amount of characters whose main role are to fall down stairs.

edit: Wait. This game reminds me of a 2015-2019(?) mobile game where you're a fish or a hotdog(?) and you fall up a flight of stairs in an office building. Mobile games are so hard to get info on though everybody just forgets about them, but there was a game, I don't know why this specifically made me remember that. Oh well, nicem nice game.

[Five Nights at Fulp's]

Jumpscares at 8:00, 13:12, 16:42

[Whites Only]

I like to think of the black cubes as simple faced characters and the gun as my nut.

[Pack Your Bags]

Leaving California.

[Highschool Bathroom Simulator]

Not relatable, but a true saga for the ages.

[Lad be Jumpin']

Lad do be jumping thogue

[ITAZURA MADNESS]

Quirky post-modern roguelike. My favourite part is when the character is a reference to something I don't know.

[Ugby Mumba 3]

A tad fine generic game that takes about an hour.
Dying feels like shit with having to redo the unchanging level with the base gameplay. I recommend going out for the coinies out the get go I guess.

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

Just like the character, I was given blue balls once I realized I could not beat the third stage. How do you even roll arrow keys like that?

[Epic Battle Fantasy 5]

Quite nice, took me 3 hours till I realized there was a rad 'ol paid version though...
The uh information of there being a paid version turned me of from doing the rest of it however.
I mean I was kinda getting bored lacking sitting around not making much progress.
like not to be mean or nothin' but I believe I have better things to do in my good time like um... can't recall oh :^(