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[Hollow Floor - Demo]

Animal Well in Ohio 😂

amidos2006 responds:

I know it is a joke but just comparing my game to the incredible Animal Well is a nice gesture :D hahahah :)

[NG Fishing Collab]

I fucking love fish

[Fruity Tower]

Kinda neat. Though very repetitive. Also though the game is based around the economy, as it is the only way to upgrade in this 'roguelike', it is kinda really busted.
For example floorskipping to floor 10 costs 2k, the same as a lategame gun, there's really no reason to not start from the boring beginning section then. Also stuff like the 3k Max HP upgrade gives 100maxHP and 100HP, and the 8k MaxHP ugrade gives 300MaxHP and 100HP, there's also water that gives 200HP so buying the later tomato and the water would be 10k instead of 9k, there's not a reason to. And because of this economy there's no reason to check out every gun or even switch between them because they're straight upgrades, I just bought the Berry Blaster and won.
Also guns on the same tier of price have clearly superior and weaker alternatives, no need to go for Low Firerate High Damage.
So yeah, kinda neat style, very much overstayed it's welcome for a full experience, I put on a Podcast, took 50 minutes.

[Orderless: New Skies]

Aw neat. One of the first M&L-likes. Got the artstyle of a generic pixel art indie though. I'll like to see what it's like when it comes out, but even this year has at least 5 post Undertale RPGs with realtime elements coming out or those that came out already that I know of. Yeah I hope the best but there's a LOT of competition.
Needs to really bring something unique at that point.
Also the way that ZX only effects the characters in dodge confuses me, not in the quicktime itself.

[STRG.SNEK]

Odd idea for a collectathon, I don't have the time to go through all that, but cool!

[Shapes & Shots - Prototype Version]

Lacks enemy variety or slow difficulty scaling, something like the slow time felt unneeded. The leveling system is odd too I just whacked all my shit into Luck and Levels to try and minmax but doing so felt redundant as my leveling came slow anyways with me choosing only those options. I guess I'd prefer a faster roguelike for something like this with little style.

[Minimum Mage Effort]

Is this what the kids are into nowadays?

[Comatoast: Unjammed]

This is one of the roguelikes of all time

You can can get so small you are softlocked lma

[SHRIMP-OS]

Shrimp-o-ass

[Gris Commits Insurance Fraud: The Game]

This game is adding to my list of the surprisingly high amount of characters whose main role are to fall down stairs.

edit: Wait. This game reminds me of a 2015-2019(?) mobile game where you're a fish or a hotdog(?) and you fall up a flight of stairs in an office building. Mobile games are so hard to get info on though everybody just forgets about them, but there was a game, I don't know why this specifically made me remember that. Oh well, nicem nice game.